Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder From Police Reports

Stories of people doing themselves far more harm than good.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Justin Bieber Hair-Alike Told to Move On   

A man whose 'do reminded the caller of Justin Bieber was told by Greenfield Police to leave the trees alone. He'd been

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Drive-Thru Hair Cuts, Anyone?

A Muskego barber quipped he would start offering that service after a The woman blamed the crash on her wedge heel shoe.

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Your Own Worst Enemy

A Waukesha South student got into a Facebook flap with another student, and decided to get physical. Then he had someone record the sucker-punch so it could be uploaded to YouTube. The

'Might As Well Finish' My Beer

Apparently thinking he wasn't in enough trouble with Caledonia Police when he crashed his van into a car Thursday night, the allegedly

Why Are You In My Apartment?

Apartments in the Shorewood building this man used to manage were easy targets. He's accused of If someone was home when he unlocked the doors and walked in, he told them he was investigating a water leak.  

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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