OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

We have an Arsenio Hall sighting! No, not that Arsenio Hall. Don't be silly.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Garage banned

Patch often reports tales of residents having things stolen from their garage. .

No, you can’t call me later with your one call

You’ve heard of speed dating. A Menomonee Falls man has now created .

Fifty Shades of Stupid

When the , you haven’t covered your tracks well. Possibly because you haven’t tried.

Yes, I can hear you now

When you drink too much, you lose your cell phone. When you lose your cell phone, . Don’t end up screaming hysterically under a pool table.

Not sure which decision is worse

Arsenio Hall of Los Angeles will host another late-night talk show beginning in 2013. .


The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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