Can't Touch This. In Fact, Won't Touch This

Wauwatosa police officers wanted no part of moving a car after finding what an offender left in the front seat. Welcome to OMG PD.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."


This story has a — yet the most amazing thing is, the guy found a working pay phone.

Better than stealing cakes

All thieves must wash hands before fencing stolen items.

‘Naughty’ as in ‘violating the law’

Next year’s costume — an orange jumpsuit.

Trespassing is such a drag

Oh, and if you’re no longer needing that naughty nurse costume … (note: bad link now fixed)


The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Mike B November 05, 2012 at 12:52 PM
The 3rd and 4th links both go to the same story...
Matt Schroeder November 05, 2012 at 03:16 PM
Mike: Thanks for pointing it out. It has now been fixed.
Absolutelyfabulous November 05, 2012 at 05:14 PM
For the headliner story "EWWW!" The Elm Grove man should have taken a cue from what the drug dealers do..Head on over to Walmart w/ some cash in hand and buy a $15 throwaway pre-paid disposable phone and stock up on minutes. A little forethought and creativity could have saved you a lot of hassle and probably your marriage. Though, that doesn't sound like it was in too good of shape to begin with.
Gregory Kluck November 05, 2012 at 09:18 PM
oh this story so needs a picture.
Gregory Kluck November 05, 2012 at 09:19 PM
I meant to post that on the naughty nurse story...I don't know how that got on here?


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