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Area Man Chuckles While Reading Suburban Headlines from The Onion

Wisconsin-based satirical newspaper often pokes fun at Milwaukee suburbs...here are some of our favorites.

You may have heard about the woman after she found copies of The Onion in the trunk of his car. The story, first reported by Menomonee Falls Patch, has been featured on FOX News, The Huffington Post and other websites around the country.

However, it's not The Onion website. And why should it be? After all, it's all true.

That story got us to thinking about how often our Milwaukee suburbs have been mentioned in stories that have appeared in the satirical newspaper.

Here are some of our favorites:

According To Nutritional Information, Local Man Just Had 16 Servings Of Fritos

Waukesha, WI — According to the nutritional information on the back of a bag of Fritos, area resident Jerry Ploeg just ate 16 servings of the popular corn chip. "Wow, I didn't realize there were so many servings in there," Ploeg said Tuesday, moments after finishing off the bag, which contained 220 grams of fat and 1,200 percent of the USRDA for sodium.

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Man Pinned Beneath Car Wondering When Adrenaline Going To Kick In

Wauwatosa, WI — With the lower half of his body pinned beneath the two-ton bulk of an overturned Jeep, Dennis Wagar told reporters Monday that he was still waiting for the adrenaline surge that would give him the temporary strength required to escape free.

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Grandmother Will Live On In Arguments Over Her Wedding China

Waukesha, WI — Although Sophia Burnhardt, matriarch of the extended Burnhardt clan, died last week, family sources confirmed that her memory will live on for years in arguments over her wedding china.

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High-School Senior Amazed By Coolness Of University Of Wisconsin-Whitewater

Menomonee Falls, WI — Chris Knopecke, a senior at Menomonee Falls High School, declared the University of Wisconsin at Whitewater "awesome" Monday, describing his weekend visit to the school as "so unbelievably cool."

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Sports Fan Digs Deep, Finds Something To Complain About

Franklin — Though the Green Bay Packers solidly defeated the Chicago Bears by 10 points Sunday, Packers fan Randy LaBelle reached into the depths of his being after the victory to bitch about the team's inconsistency when converting third downs and missed red-zone opportunities.

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