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What's White, Crusty, Full of Holes And Aging Quickly? ~ The GOP

If the GOP doesn't get their big noses out of womens' vaginas, our bedrooms, our marriages and our voting booths, the party will continue to lose followers, as well as national elections.

What's White, Crusty, Full of Holes And Aging Quickly? No, it's not that piece of Swiss cheese you dropped on the kitchen floor last week and have refused to pick up. It's not Senate minority leader, Mitch McConnell (well, he is all of the above).

It's the targeted demographic of the Republican party.

The GOP swept the white vote on Tuesday, but got their old white butts handed to them by the growing number of Latino, minority and women voters. Latinos went for Obama by 70%, African Americans by 95%, women by 57%. Now the question remains Why can't the Republican party attract these growing demographics?

Does the GOP attract racists? Is it the fact that instead of focusing on how to win Virginia, they were focused on controlling women's vaginas? Is it because they think a woman should pay more for health care because she has a uterus? Is it because they think a woman, who pays more for health care because she has a uterus, should also get paid less at her job because she had to miss time off of work to raise a child in which she had to have because Republicans passed laws that made it more expensive or illegal for her to prevent or terminate her pregnancy? Is it because the GOP tried to pass laws making it more difficult for people in the inner cities, people with disabilities and the elderly to cast a ballot? Is it because the GOP took a hard-line, mean-spirited approach to Hispanic-Americans and think they should use "self-deportation?" Is it because their nominee thinks 47% of us are moochers?

It's likely all of the above . . . The white population shrunk by 2% from 2008 while the Latino population grew by 2%. This trend will continue in the future. Florida is trending more Hispanic and more Democratic, as is New Mexico, Colorado, Georgia and yes, soon even Texas will fall as a GOP stronghold as the Hispanic population continues to grow.

Let's also look at the fact that the younger population still STRONGLY favors a Democratic ticket because of their socially progressive stances on womens' rights, gay rights and so on and so on... and the liberal youth of today, who think nothing of gay marriage and sexual equality will not simply fall off the face of the Earth, but instead continue to vote, and in larger percentages.

The phrase, "It's the economy stupid," should be replaced with the phrases, "Son los cambios demográficos estúpido," or "Es mi útero estúpido," or "Son mis derechos constitucionales estúpido," or "Take your stinking paws off of my rights you damn dirty SOBs."

There are plenty of reasons why Mitt Romney lost FOUR of the states which he was a resident of to President Obama (Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Michigan and California) but it was really the GOP's regressive and insulting stances on social issues that cost them this election.

There is also the fact that there have been 359 GOP FILIBUSTERS since 2006, all but bringing the economy to a screeching hault in their attempt to make Obama a loser in this election. The GOP blocked everything they could: Jobs bills, more jobs bills, and yeah, more jobs bills, and stimulus money to return veterans, teachers, firefighters and cops to work for our communities. Instead, the GOP thinks we should all home-school our kids and arm them with a gun and a fire extinguisher to save tax dollars. Brilliant!

The demographics are trending Democratic and progressive, and if the GOP doesn't get their big, old, crusty, white noses out of womens' vaginas, our bedrooms, our marriages and our voting booths, the party will continue to lose followers, as well as national elections.

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Jason Patzfahl November 9, 2012 at 12:17 pm
There are only so many "Archie Bunkers" left in this country - those older bigots who tend to vote for regressive social issues...
Sally November 9, 2012 at 12:23 pm
You are so right!! But if you are a Democrat, it's perfectly fine to be racist.
Sally November 9, 2012 at 12:26 pm
Where in the world did you get the idea that ANYONE wants to keep women from using birth control? We just DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT--nor should we have to. There is NO inalienable right to have sex! I am embarrassed by all the women who vote with their vaginas instead of their heads.
J. B. Schmidt November 9, 2012 at 12:27 pm
@ Jason
He won the single dependent women and government employed woman vote and lost the self sustaining married women vote. The women who must live by a budget that they earn disagree with your gender baiting and course language. Or Jason, rather then spending time blogging you work an additional 1hr a week and bring home enough money to buy a back of condoms. Unfortunately, you would rather repay the service of our vets by expecting the country they fought for to cover the cost of your care free sex.
J. B. Schmidt November 9, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Excellent, then the country is yours. The layoffs, tax hikes, continuous 8%+ unemployment and lowered condition of healthcare are now owned solely by the Democrats. No more blaming Bush. Its is time for you to accept what happens next is the liberal dream.
Bob McBride November 9, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Fan faster, Jason. Lyle's got 117 comments to your 24 (as of right now). You've got a lot of ground to make up.
Jay Sykes November 9, 2012 at 01:29 pm
Who will win the race... to the bottom?
Edward Willing November 9, 2012 at 01:43 pm
What's white, wanna-be-racist, antagonistic and immature? Jason Patzfahl.
Edward Willing November 9, 2012 at 01:45 pm
The only people who ever think of race and never shut up about it are wanna-be's like you. Your party realized racism didn't work anymore in the 60's, and your kind must have felt out of place, and started accusing US of it. lol
How ignorant the left can be.
Carol November 9, 2012 at 02:52 pm
MMMMMMM, I think it's the Republicans!! Also have a little mold around the edges. Hey, this is America, so why not forget the parties & just try to solve all the problems peacefully. Everytime there's a Republican president, we get involved in another war. Where are all these countries that we've helped when there's a disaster here like this past hurricane in the East coast??? No one helps us!
Don Niederfrank November 9, 2012 at 03:19 pm
The demographics of the nation are changing. So the agenda of the majority of citizens is changing and will continue to do so. The Democratic party is seen by those who have needed and need individual governmental support as on their side. And when they no longer need that suppose as the party that will provide it for those like them who do.
The GOP is seen as conserving the status quo and providing governmental support to large corporations. When you see yourself as disadvantaged by the status quo b/c of gender, sexual orientation, race, etc. you vote for the party that offers change. When you see yourself as advantaged by the status quo you vote for the party that offers stability. The conservative myth is that people who voted Democratic did so because they wanted "free stuff", that is, that they wanted something that they did not deserve. The truth is many people voted Democratic because they felt they have been denied what they deserved--not free stuff but fair opportunity at acquiring stuff. The movement is tectonic in speed and inevitability.
Don Niederfrank November 9, 2012 at 03:22 pm
"suppose as" should be "support". duh. :)
Steve ® November 9, 2012 at 03:37 pm
As expected you are truly a piece of work. If you claim to be "A liberal living in suburbia." Jason, you are as YOU describe "those older bigots who tend to vote for regressive social issues"
Bob McBride November 9, 2012 at 03:41 pm
Don, I think you could have pretty much said the same thing in one sentence.
In times of economic instability like we're experiencing now, people who might vote otherwise will tend to vote for the safety net. It's an understandable, if not completely rational, decision.
patchreader 123 November 9, 2012 at 03:42 pm
AWD:
I have taken issue with many of Jason Patzfahl's blogs and comments. In short, I find him to be the very definition of a hypocrite and unworthy of engaging in reasoned debate. I also find his degradation of the wives and family of his political opponents, under the guise of "satire," to be in bad taste (leave family out of it). Nonetheless, your above comment is likely one of the most offensive comments that I have ever read on these blogs. With all of the problems facing this country and the ongoing loss of our civil liberties – entirely due to BOTH Republicans and Democrats alike, your primary focus is racism? I think it is you who needs to wake up.
Randy1949 November 9, 2012 at 03:46 pm
The fruits of Socialism taking root. This was all predictable. Obama voters deserve welfare lines anyway.
Bewildered November 9, 2012 at 04:01 pm
Excuse me. WWI =Woodrow Wilson, WWII=FDR. Vietnam =LBJ (with his Gulf of Tonkin), Kosovo= Clinton. In the future, pls read up on your US military history before embarrassing yourself with such outlandish claims. A little homework would keep you from looking so foolish.
Randy1949 November 9, 2012 at 04:30 pm
@AWD -- My first cousin five times removed, W.H. Seward, helped teach your great-grandfather a lesson. Too bad it didn't stick.
Randy1949 November 9, 2012 at 04:33 pm
The Personhood Amendment, which is written so as to potentially outlaw hormonal contraceptives and the IUD. That's how.
Randy1949 November 9, 2012 at 04:35 pm
And heeeere's Mini-Me again!
Randy1949 November 9, 2012 at 04:40 pm
Jason -- White, crusty and rapidly aging describes me, except for the politics.
James R Hoffa November 9, 2012 at 05:01 pm
OK then - now such a piece of crap blog is definitely expected from the likes of Patzfahl!
But what in the hell is Lyle doing mirroring such a stupid synopsis???
Randy1949 November 9, 2012 at 05:07 pm
@JRH -- At least both Lyle and Jason have comments enabled on their pieces. I wish everybody had the courage to do that.
James R Hoffa November 9, 2012 at 05:51 pm
@Randy1949 -
Is there any blog in particular that you're referring to with such a statement? Hoffa has always had comments enabled on all of his movie related blogs.
Randy1949 November 9, 2012 at 05:57 pm
I was going to say this one: http://brookfield-wi.patch.com/blog_posts/im-sorry-so-sorry
It had been up since yesterday, with no ability to post. She seems to have fixed it now. I'm sure it was just an oversight.
Carol November 9, 2012 at 08:18 pm
You guys are acting like a bunch of spoiled kids! This is the problem no one can agree and we all have our opinions. Freedom of speech we are lucky to have, but why can't everyone just get along & pray that we have a peaceful world. Veterans day is almost here, can we just be thankful to all the guys who lost their lives, or lost limbs? How bout those with PTSD, can we feel bad for them? This is America and I'm proud to be an American. Stop this bickering & grow up!!
Eric November 9, 2012 at 11:37 pm
The county-by-county election results at Steve's link above are instructive. Rural less populated American areas consistently vote conservative while densely populated urban areas vote progressive to become more like densely populated counterparts in Europe where governments provide more services. Rural areas embrace more independent self-reliant and equal opportunity ideals America was founded on while urbanites seek the democratic-socialism and equal outcomes of Europeans. Is that progress? More socialism and less capitalism? It is interesting that Europeans after living under monarchs, dictators, and upper class oligarchs into the 19th and 20th centuries, opted democratically to continue with strong centralized governments, but to eliminate their social-class systems by having their new governments provide a myriad of social services to their entire populations. Between socialism and frequent wars among themselves, their economies grew slowly while the US raced ahead. I'm suggesting while the demographics analysis of US election results may have some credence, population distribution also has and continues to be a major factor in how Americans vote. Having lived and studied in Europe, I am convinced that there are things both continents can learn from each other, but abandoning equal opportunity and natural incentives for the ideal of socially guaranteed equality does not appear to achieve "progress".
Almost old and crusty retired military guy.
Don Niederfrank November 10, 2012 at 02:32 am
There are more differences between urban and rural dwellers than those you point out. Rural dwellers tend to have less contact with persons who are different, tend to have a lower education level, a lower income level. There are other differences as well, but those I mention could be used to explain political differences as well.
Re. the growth of U.S. economy, it might be pointed out that the U.S. is bordered by two significantly weaker nations and two oceans. It has one of the largest areas of arable land, significant water ways, mineral and petroleum resources. It also has a profound mythos of the individual who "goes it alone", is "his own man", etc. manifest in our heroes and in our strong entrepreneurial ethos and widespread optimism. IOW, the factors you site for both your points might well be relevant, but to make a case that they are primary cause would really difficult without begging the question.
Eric November 10, 2012 at 04:26 am
Don, I'm sure we could complicate the argument with several more variables, but I would still simply postulate that rural lifestyles have necesssitated that individuals be more self-reliant and this facilitates a conservative outlook. We find less educated low-income people in both rural and urban settings. They tend to vote differently.
Ref growth of the US economy, the US began as a colony of a single European nation, avoided major conflicts with its neighbors, and fought only one civil war. Europe also possesses significant arable land, navigable waterways, and resources, which they have frequently fought over. Given plate tectonics, these two land masses which were once joined ought to be fairly similar. The US enjoyed the advantage of hybridization early on that brought a variety of peoples, skills, and ideas to its shores. Most of these early immigrants sought opportunity and lived in rural areas where their contributions flourished in an environment that necessitated strong individuals, families, and small communities. Today the hybridization process is called globalization as it affects most continents worldwide through the fast movement of people, ideas, goods, and services across borders. Although we have some resistance to immigration and intermingling here, it pales to what goes on in Europe or East Asia. This US advantage is not by chance, but by political design. US farmers worked their own lands while European elites repeatedly waged war on each other.
Mafia Mike November 10, 2012 at 05:13 am
It seems to be all black and white to me.
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