Right Wing Extremism 101: Late Summer Pop Quiz
1) Three of Mitt Romney's sons have experimented with ___
A) Finding a real job without daddy's help
B) Paul Ryan's hair gel
C) In Vitro fertilization
2) In 2011 Paul Ryan co-sponsored HR 212, the national personhood amendment, which banned ___
A) Divorce
B) Newt Gingrich from the halls of congress
C) In Vitro fertilization and most contraceptives
3) Mitt Romney recently held a rally at a Florida restaurant owned by a supporter who is a ___
A) Miami Dolphin punter
B) Olympic hero
C) Convicted cocaine trafficer http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/13/romney-event-host-drug-dealer-miami_n_1774246.html
4) Mitt Romney owns a $2 Million dollar ___
A) Insurance policy on his wife
B) Insurance policy on his hair
C) Dressage horse
5) Mitt Romney once attempted to drive cross country with this tied to the roof of his car ___
A) His great Aunt Edna
B) The buck he shot while hunting
C) The family dog
6) Mitt Romney has voiced his opinion against the government funding of ___
A) The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan
B) Subsidies to big oil
C) The bailout of GM
7) In 2004 Mitt Romney signed into law a ban on all ___
A) Contraceptives
B) Rooftop doggy homes
C) Assault weapons
8) Mitt Romney refuses to release ___
A) The Kraken
B) His indentured servants
C) His tax records
9) Romney installed ___ in his San Diego mansion.
A) Solar panels
B) An invisible dog fence with the shock dial turned to 11 just for shits and giggles
C) An elevator for his car collection
10) Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, who has contributed more than $10 Million to pro-Romney Super PACs made his fortune from ___
A) Winning the lottery
B) Betting on Romney's $2 Million dressage horse
C) Owning and operating casinos throughout the world
11) The Mormon Church has always ___ gambling in every form, including government-sponsored lotteries.
A) Supported
B) Invested in
C) Opposed
12) Last Tuesday Paul Ryan met privately with ___ while hundreds protested outside.
A) Wounded Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans
B) President Mohamed Morsi of Egypt
C) Casino billionaire Sheldon Adleson
13) Mitt Romney's father was born ___
A) Out of wedlock
B) And put into a reed basket and floated down the Nile River
C) In Mexico, as a full citizen
14) As a young boy in 1912 George Romney (Mitt's father) fled Mexico with his parents to ___
A) Go to Brazil
B) Head to Canada, hey
C) Enter the US illegally through New Mexico http://news.newamericamedia.org/news/view_article.html?article_id=2221ae7bd2f86efbb82aeecca4d59cc4
15) Hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants who came to the United States as children will be allowed to remain in the country without fear of deportation and able to work, under an executive ordered by ___
A) Mitt Romney
B) God
C) Barack Obama
16) Romney's sweeping vision for immigration reform includes reversing Obama's executive order mentioned above and building a ___
A) Relationship of trust with immigrants
B) Really, really big scare crow dressed like a Dallas Cowboy on the border
C) High-tech electric border fence to keep immigrants out
17) Paul Ryan paid his college tuition by ___
A) working full-time at the family construction business
B) Stripping at the "Cock-Pit Lounge" near Mitchell International Airport
C) Using his father's social security payout after his early death
18) In 2005 Paul Ryan sponsored the failed bill to drastically change, privatize and reduce ___
A) The military
B) The Bush family public pension plan
C) Social Security
19) Paul Ryan's newest tax plan would INCREASE taxes on the middle class by an average of ___
A) $2 per year
B) $200 per year
C) $2,000 per year
20) Paul Ryan's tax plan REDUCES taxes on those earning $3 million or more per year by ___
A) $250 per year
B) $25,000 per year
C) $250,000 per year
21) In high school Paul Ryan was voted by his peers ___
A) Best Eddie Munster look-alike
B) Best mullet
C) Biggest brown-noser
22) Paul Ryan voted YES on decreasing ___
A) The amount of hair gel he uses
B) Military spending
C) The national gun waiting period from 3 days to 1
23) P90X is ___
A) The name of the spaceship that Marvin The Martian rode in the Bugs Bunny cartoons
B) The size tires on Ann Romney's Cadillac Escalade
C) The name of the exercise routine that Paul Ryan leads
24) Paul Ryan is currently being heavily criticized for ___
A) Being a total hypocrite
B) Using the GOP credit card to play Roulette in Sheldon Adelson's Venitian Casino in Vegas
C) Requesting money from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA), or stimulus package, for his congressional district, and then repeatedly denying having done so.
25) A group of Catholic Nuns are following Paul Ryan around to ___
A) Praise his Christian-like approach to the budget
B) Pray for the wounded and dead left in Ryan's "Path To Prosperity"
C) Protest his very non-Christian like budget that cuts from the poor and gives to the wealthy (similar to B)
26) For years Paul Ryan made his staff read Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" and admitted that “The reason I got involved in public service, by and large, if I had to credit one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand,” but has since backed off his adoration for Rand since learning she was ___
A) An atheist and a feminist
B) Sexually deviant and pro-choice
C) Both A & B
27) Paul Ryan's great-grandfather started a construction firm called Ryan, Inc. in 1884 and made millions for his sons and grandsons after ___
A) Landing on the moon
B) Playing in Sheldon Adelson's casinos
C) Landing government contracts from FDR to build America's roads
28) Paul Ryan's only real private sector job experience is when he worked briefly for the family construction business in 1997, which gave him ___
A) Valuable private sector experience in the real world
B) A sore back and calloused hands from real labor
C) $1,800 as a "marketing consultant" and a do-nothing, resume padding "job"
29) Before becoming George W. Bush's Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson reluctantly dropped ___
A) Thirty seven pounds
B) His fake British accent
C) His large stock in tobacco giant Phillip Morris
30) For the first time ever - under the leadership of Governor Scott Walker, the state of WI budgeted more taxpayer dollars for ___ than for the University of Wisconsin system.
A) The Fitzgerald family state pension plan
B) Rogaine with Minoxidi
C) Prisons and correctional facilities
Scoring:
28-30: You are the illegitimate love child of Ronald Reagan and Ayn Rand.
25-27: You keep a poster of Richard Nixon on the ceiling of your bedroom and your flashlight needs batteries.
22-24: Mitt Romney was fifth as your choice for President, but he is not a communist black guy born in Kenya, or Malaysia, or whatever Donald Trump is saying this week, so he will get your vote.
Read more http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/08/06/120806fa_fact_lizza#ixzz23WGejEAc
Good stuff. You quiz simply and plainly points out his utter foolishness. Jason has a lot of time on his hands as he dedicates a lot of time to complete non sense but has not one original thought in his mind as to what he personally stands for until some liberal think tank releases some talking points. He is the typical lib that needs that structure to be told what he has to think and how he has to live. Its a lot easier to be stupid than to actually step out in the real world and look for solutions to the real problems we face.
Obama is a joke and Biden is a disaster, Jason fits in well.
You'll get a 20% cut in taxes under the Romney plan. I have no knowledge of your calculator, however. Under the Ryan Medicare plan, you can go with traditional Medicare if you wish. Nothing will change for you, unless you wish to participate in the other part of the plan.
No, I'm not jealous at all. I hope he makes much more money. What I was doing was turning Jason's childish class envy argument against him.
Jason has a source of income?
It never ceases to amaze me the hypocrisy of the left. They are willing to stretch and exaggerate the truth (and often flat out lie) with any Conservative candidate, but refuse to see the major flaws in their candidates. They fight for the sanctity of life for a serial killer, but refuse to stand up for the unborn innocent. Even FDR is wondering what they are thinking!
Proof of what? He describes his drug use in his book.
I said Romney/Ryan are hilarious.
Here's two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZrZ25jvcacA Here's three: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://worddrum.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/obama-ayers.jpg&imgrefurl=http://worddrum.wordpress.com/tag/bill-ayers/&h=360&w=480&sz=15&tbnid=5KFUURIbJZeGfM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=120&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dobama%2Band%2Bayers%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=obama+and+ayers&usg=__ipR-A5nLNEdk3BdtUcQrl7fq48Q=&docid=AomHtBhBoHo8BM&sa=X&ei=RcoyUM_8J8morQHh8IHgAQ&ved=0CGgQ9QEwCA&dur=0 And let's not forget socialized healthcare, his executive order to stop work for welfare, and on and on... No slander here... Here's three:
Why so serious and hateful.? A lot more engaging than reading the uncreative, convulsive spewings of extreme right wing bile. . .
"Where is Brian's proof that he's a communist? Brian is really going into the gutter and he didn't used to be like that. I don't understand all the trashing that's going on. It's not helping the dialogue." This is thread is about Jason's post and what he has said subsequently. Jason is, as usual, full of hype, hyperbole, fallacious arguments and posturing. Everyone has the option of either playing along or ignoring him, but he can't be taken seriously. Those who play along will engage him with similar arguments, hence the hyperbole on Brian's part (although it is not that far from the truth).
A) Insurance policy on his wife B) Insurance policy on his hair C) Dressage horse alternative Questions 4) Barack Hussein Obama owns____ a) an personally autographed, original copy of Karl Marx's "Communist Manifesto" b) a one of a kind custom bong c) a two million dollar property in an upscale Chicago neighborhood financed by a convicted felon
I am in my early 50's. I will NOT have the choice of maintaining Medicare under Romney/Ryan. I will be stuck with less coverage as premiums have always outstripped inflation by several percent. I will have less money as I will either have to make up the gap in premium support vs actual cost, or pay more out of pocket when I move to a lesser, cheaper plan.
I, too, don't trust lying, pot smoking communists. I don't see how that is topical because a)Obama is generally honest. b) Obama has never been a regular post smoker. (He may have experimented, but so has virtually every Viet Nam vet, college grad, etc.) c) Obama is not a communist. (If you think he is, please take a course in economic/political philosophy to better understand communism)
Dirk, that's what Jason's entire post was. like most Liberal post it was based on rumor and bias, ... but mostly speculation.