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The Political Quiz The GOP Does Not Want You To Take

Guess who snuck into America from Mexico illegally, find out why Paul Ryan should thank FDR for his family fortune and learn who was voted "biggest brown-noser" in high school. . .

 

Right Wing Extremism 101: Late Summer Pop Quiz


1) Three of Mitt Romney's sons have experimented with ___

A) Finding a real job without daddy's help

B) Paul Ryan's hair gel

C) In Vitro fertilization

 

2) In 2011 Paul Ryan co-sponsored HR 212, the national personhood amendment, which banned ___

A) Divorce

B) Newt Gingrich from the halls of congress

C) In Vitro fertilization and most contraceptives

 

3) Mitt Romney recently held a rally at a Florida restaurant owned by a supporter who is a ___

A) Miami Dolphin punter

B) Olympic hero

C) Convicted cocaine trafficer http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/13/romney-event-host-drug-dealer-miami_n_1774246.html

 

4) Mitt Romney owns a $2 Million dollar ___

A) Insurance policy on his wife

B) Insurance policy on his hair

C) Dressage horse

 

5) Mitt Romney once attempted to drive cross country with this tied to the roof of his car ___

A) His great Aunt Edna

B) The buck he shot while hunting

C) The family dog

 

6) Mitt Romney has voiced his opinion against the government funding of ___

A) The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan

B) Subsidies to big oil

C) The bailout of GM

 

7) In 2004 Mitt Romney signed into law a ban on all ___

A) Contraceptives

B) Rooftop doggy homes

C) Assault weapons

 

8) Mitt Romney refuses to release ___

A) The Kraken

B) His indentured servants

C) His tax records

 

9) Romney installed ___ in his San Diego mansion.

A) Solar panels

B) An invisible dog fence with the shock dial turned to 11 just for shits and giggles

C) An elevator for his car collection

 

10) Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, who has contributed more than $10 Million to pro-Romney Super PACs made his fortune from ___

A) Winning the lottery

B) Betting on Romney's $2 Million dressage horse

C) Owning and operating casinos throughout the world

 

11) The Mormon Church has always ___ gambling in every form, including government-sponsored lotteries.

A) Supported

B) Invested in

C) Opposed

 

12) Last Tuesday Paul Ryan met privately with ___ while hundreds protested outside.

A) Wounded Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans

B) President Mohamed Morsi of Egypt

C) Casino billionaire Sheldon Adleson

 

13) Mitt Romney's father was born ___

A) Out of wedlock

B) And put into a reed basket and floated down the Nile River

C) In Mexico, as a full citizen

 

14) As a young boy in 1912 George Romney (Mitt's father) fled Mexico with his parents to ___

A) Go to Brazil

B) Head to Canada, hey

C) Enter the US illegally through New Mexico http://news.newamericamedia.org/news/view_article.html?article_id=2221ae7bd2f86efbb82aeecca4d59cc4

 

15) Hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants who came to the United States as children will be allowed to remain in the country without fear of deportation and able to work, under an executive ordered by ___

A) Mitt Romney

B) God

C) Barack Obama

 

16) Romney's sweeping vision for immigration reform includes reversing Obama's executive order mentioned above and building a ___

A) Relationship of trust with immigrants

B) Really, really big scare crow dressed like a Dallas Cowboy on the border

C) High-tech electric border fence to keep immigrants out

 

17) Paul Ryan paid his college tuition by ___

A) working full-time at the family construction business

B) Stripping at the "Cock-Pit Lounge" near Mitchell International Airport

C) Using his father's social security payout after his early death

 

18) In 2005 Paul Ryan sponsored the failed bill to drastically change, privatize and reduce ___

A) The military

B) The Bush family public pension plan

C) Social Security

 

19) Paul Ryan's newest tax plan would INCREASE taxes on the middle class by an average of ___

A) $2 per year

B) $200 per year

C) $2,000 per year

 

20) Paul Ryan's tax plan REDUCES taxes on those earning $3 million or more per year by ___

A) $250 per year

B) $25,000 per year

C) $250,000 per year

 

21) In high school Paul Ryan was voted by his peers  ___

A) Best Eddie Munster look-alike

B) Best mullet

C) Biggest brown-noser

 

22) Paul Ryan voted YES on decreasing ___

A) The amount of hair gel he uses

B) Military spending

C) The national gun waiting period from 3 days to 1

 

23) P90X is ___

A) The name of the spaceship that Marvin The Martian rode in the Bugs Bunny cartoons

B) The size tires on Ann Romney's Cadillac Escalade

C) The name of the exercise routine that Paul Ryan leads

 

24) Paul Ryan is currently being heavily criticized for ___

A) Being a total hypocrite

B) Using the GOP credit card to play Roulette in Sheldon Adelson's Venitian Casino in Vegas

C) Requesting money from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act (ARRA), or stimulus package, for his congressional district, and then repeatedly denying having done so.

 

25) A group of Catholic Nuns are following Paul Ryan around to ___

A) Praise his Christian-like approach to the budget

B) Pray for the wounded and dead left in Ryan's "Path To Prosperity"

C) Protest his very non-Christian like budget that cuts from the poor and gives to the wealthy (similar to B)

 

26) For years Paul Ryan made his staff read Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged" and admitted that “The reason I got involved in public service, by and large, if I had to credit one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand,” but has since backed off his adoration for Rand since learning she was ___

A) An atheist and a feminist

B) Sexually deviant and pro-choice

C) Both A & B

 

27) Paul Ryan's great-grandfather started a construction firm called Ryan, Inc. in 1884 and made millions for his sons and grandsons after  ___

A) Landing on the moon


B) Playing in Sheldon Adelson's casinos

C) Landing government contracts from FDR to build America's roads

 

28) Paul Ryan's only real private sector job experience is when he worked briefly for the family construction business in 1997, which gave him ___


A) Valuable private sector experience in the real world

B) A sore back and calloused hands from real labor

C) $1,800 as a "marketing consultant" and a do-nothing, resume padding "job"

 

29) Before becoming George W. Bush's Secretary of Health and Human Services Tommy Thompson reluctantly dropped ___

A) Thirty seven pounds

B) His fake British accent

C) His large stock in tobacco giant Phillip Morris

 

30) For the first time ever - under the leadership of Governor Scott Walker, the state of WI budgeted more taxpayer dollars for ___ than for the University of Wisconsin system.

A) The Fitzgerald family state pension plan

B) Rogaine with Minoxidi

C) Prisons and correctional facilities

 

Scoring:

28-30: You are the illegitimate love child of Ronald Reagan and Ayn Rand.

25-27: You keep a poster of Richard Nixon on the ceiling of your bedroom and your flashlight needs batteries.

22-24: Mitt Romney was fifth as your choice for President, but he is not a communist black guy born in Kenya, or Malaysia, or whatever Donald Trump is saying this week, so he will get your vote.

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M.S. August 21, 2012 at 01:16 PM
@Luke: I am in my early 50's. I will NOT have the choice of maintaining Medicare under Romney/Ryan. I will be stuck with less coverage as premiums have always outstripped inflation by several percent. I will have less money as I will either have to make up the gap in premium support vs actual cost, or pay more out of pocket when I move to a lesser, cheaper plan.
M.S. August 21, 2012 at 01:20 PM
@Brian, I, too, don't trust lying, pot smoking communists. I don't see how that is topical because a)Obama is generally honest. b) Obama has never been a regular post smoker. (He may have experimented, but so has virtually every Viet Nam vet, college grad, etc.) c) Obama is not a communist. (If you think he is, please take a course in economic/political philosophy to better understand communism)
M.S. August 21, 2012 at 01:22 PM
@Brian: Obamacare uses private sector insurance plans. How is that the same as the government taking over an industry and running it?
M.S. August 21, 2012 at 01:23 PM
Thank you for such in-depth, content-rich contribution!
The Anti-Alinsky August 24, 2012 at 04:01 PM
"uncreative, convulsive spewings"??? Dirk, that's what Jason's entire post was. like most Liberal post it was based on rumor and bias, ... but mostly speculation.

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