Paul Ryan's Favorite Bumper Stickers

"Ayn Rand is my co-pilot" and other all too true bumper stickers that represent Paul Ryan's twisted world view.

The following bumper stickers can be found on the back of Paul Ryan's car:

"Jesus loves me, but these Catholic nuns and bishops sure think I'm greedy!"

"Ayn Rand is my co-pilot"

"I'll keep my homophobia, my misogynistic views and my 13% tax rate, you can keep the change."

"I believe in the biblical definition of marriage, but I ignore the parts about feeding the hungry and clothing the poor."

"I don't believe the liberal media, but I'll buy whatever trash Rush Limbaugh spews out of his big fat (mouth)."

"My other car was built by union auto workers whose jobs and livelihoods were saved with Obama's auto industry bailout."

"Somewhere in southeastern WI there is a village missing its misogynist idiot."

"Believe in the American dream, but shelter your millions in the Caymans."

"My family made millions building this federal highway with a government contract."

"Romney/Ryan 2012 - It's a no-brainer, literally"

Thank you - I'll be here all week. And make sure to tip your waitresses well - Because they are taxed at a higher rate than Ryan and Romney . . . and they don't hide their savings in an offshore tax haven.

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Nuitari (Grand Master Editor) August 25, 2012 at 02:20 AM
Jason's favorite bumper sticker ironically states "I enjoy Obama sticking it in my rear."
Bren August 25, 2012 at 02:45 AM
"In Ayn We Trust" "I [HEART] Ayn Rand" "It's all about ME!" "#RomneyShambles" "P.S. Don't Get Sick!" "Got Congressional Pension?" "Got Magical Secretion?" "I'm a spiritual guy. When I speak, people pray 'Oh Jesus Christ!'" "You should see me in my Crucible costume!" "Win at all costs!" I could go on...
Bren August 25, 2012 at 02:46 AM
Perhaps Nuitari's is: "Content-free Zone" ; )
Bren August 25, 2012 at 02:48 AM
Question: Since Ryan has the same hairstyle as Romney, does that make him a "Dittohead?" ; )
Nuitari (Grand Master Editor) August 25, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Funny Bren, considering this blog didn't provide us much with anything. Not unusual from Jason though. Clearly just copied some garbage off the DNC homepage, or maybe he got Debbie-I-suck-as-a-spokesperson-Wasserman-Shultz's fundraising email.
Nuitari (Grand Master Editor) August 25, 2012 at 10:03 AM
Leave the widow peak alone.
FBSport August 25, 2012 at 10:39 AM
What's with you liberals? All I see is shallow thinkers using slanderous, hateful name-calling. Aren't you the ones who claim to be the elite, tolerant, caring and loving ones? Airheads!
JMB August 25, 2012 at 11:04 AM
I can't believe I snorted coke, was schooled by a Marxist, hung with terrorist Bill Ayers, Black theologist Rev Wright, was a community organizer and became President. With that background you can understand why Obama is on a path to add more to the National Debt than all previous Presidents combined. He has no budget, no plan to save Medicare or SS and what does he do gives us another unsustainable program Obamacare. I could go on and on. Time for the Reagan Democrats to come hope. Our only hope is Romney-Ryan 2012
WEACHATER August 25, 2012 at 01:43 PM
Top 10 Obama Bumper stickers: 1. A million people attended Obama's inauguration, and only 14 missed work. 2. Please dont tell Obama what comes after Trillion! 3. I'll keep my money, freedom, and guns, you keep the change! 4. Obummer 5. Your wallet, the only place Democrats want to drill. 6. Honk if Im paying your mortgage. 7. Work harder, millions on welfare and food stamps are depending on you. 8. Obummer Burden 2012 9. The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other peoples money. 10. Reelect Obama, You have the right to remain stupid. Im sure there are hundred more, whats your favorite.
Jason Patzfahl August 25, 2012 at 03:37 PM
The difference is that I made up my bumper stickers from scratch - you scratched yourself while you cut and pasted these from a Tea Party racist website. When Bush left office I was being laid off from my fortune 500 company job and America was bleeding 200,000 + jobs per month - four years later I am making more $ for a small business and we are adding 125,000 + jobs per month on the average . . . I'd call that an improvement, especially with an obstructionist Tea Party led congress that is willing to let America fail in order to boot out the black guy from Chicago and replace him with the rich stooge who does the bidding of big oil and the Koch Bros.
Lee August 25, 2012 at 04:10 PM
My you are an elitist. Thank you for being so self righteous. Where would America be today if it wasn't for all that you do. Do you think everyone but the Tea Party is unemployed and on welfare? Most of your group is singing country western songs at a NASCAR race and that too gives you the right to remain just as stupid.
TosaGOP August 25, 2012 at 04:19 PM
Jason't over fed wife removed his testicles on their wedding day. This is what you get, parents, when you raise a wussified, emasculated, effeminate Rachel Maddow wannabe.
lolo peeg August 25, 2012 at 04:21 PM
Unless you can PROVE that Paul Ryan actually has these on the back of his car, as you state, your posting is libelous and defamatory. This is disgusting, and I hope you are thrown in jail for this.
WEACHATER August 25, 2012 at 04:28 PM
Aint the first amendment great..
WEACHATER August 25, 2012 at 04:32 PM
"Jason't over fed wife removed his testicles on their wedding day. This is what you get, parents, when you raise a wussified, emasculated, effeminate Rachel Maddow wannabe." TosaGOP see picture above...
WEACHATER August 25, 2012 at 04:39 PM
Oh, Jason by the way, I got the bumper stickers by seaching google, every single one of them is available for sale. Should I get one for ya? I'll buy!!
The Anti-Alinsky August 25, 2012 at 04:53 PM
@Jason "The difference is that I made up my bumper stickers from scratch". Not all of them Jason: http://ww.radballot.com/ayn_rand_is_my_co-pilot_objectivism_apron~154000713599865217 I knew I heard that one before. . . . . The other difference between Jason's bumper stickers and WEACHEATER's . . . . . . . WEACHEATERS are actually funny.
The Anti-Alinsky August 25, 2012 at 04:56 PM
And it only cost us taxpayers $109,777.78 for Jason to get his new job!
Daniel S. August 25, 2012 at 05:27 PM
This blog is a perfect example of the garbage that permeates our global society. It exemplifies why our government cannot agree/compromise upon anything. Those who run (or attempt/pretend to) run the country and the world as well, are no different than many of those posting comments or starting blogs. When you have a nation that is made up of umpteen different races, religious beliefs, likes and dislikes, how can you expect the majority to find common ground? Who is the majority and what majority are we catering to? There is only one majority, the human race. We as a nation should first and foremost be doing everything possible to ensure that those who live here are capable of living a reasonable healthy productive life. We should not be allowing people to come and live here, educate here if we cannot provide enough education and employment opportunities for those that already reside here. Who are we helping by doing so? Following such an ideal I believe would be called logical and intelligent management of the nation. Some might call that Population and Immigration control; both are necessary. We've never controlled the first one, and the latter has taken control of our government through votes. Becoming the leader has become more important to most politicians than actually leading in the best interest of the people. The Cow Pie & Horse Apple slinging needs to stop, not only here, but in the Presidential and All Political Campaigns. Maybe we need a law, a bully law?
Nuitari (Grand Master Editor) August 25, 2012 at 05:33 PM
HAHA....Jason can't get over his small Koch.
AWD August 25, 2012 at 05:50 PM
Paul Ryan's favortite bumpersticker..."Once a Race Mixer, always a Race Mixer".
Joana Briggs August 25, 2012 at 08:46 PM
I too find the "bully" references distracting. Any fact you have I welcome even if it does not support my views. If We the people can't get it together we will buy into rhetoric rather than policy.
Steve ® August 26, 2012 at 07:05 PM
The left today is sick and angry. Must be what happens when you entire religion is proven false. We will still be here, celebrating victory in a mature fashion, ready with solutions to fix the liberal problems,
Bren August 27, 2012 at 07:06 PM
Were we reading the same blog? ' )
Bren August 27, 2012 at 07:30 PM
WEACHATER #2, #5, and #7 are good. Who ramped the U.S. up to massive deficit? Other than stimulus spending Obama's fed spending is lower than Bush II. The Paul Ryan budget adds more expense, we went to record deficits under Reagan, Bush I and II. These bumper stickers warn other drivers that you may have short-term memory issues (Bush/Great Recession) and should be avoided on the highway (lane change recommended). Don't let the facts get in the way! #3 Makes No Sense. It does tell other drivers that you might be a CC. Due to your unexpected glove compartment/gun extraction-related swerves they might want to hide by a semi-trailer as you share your journey together on America's bastions of Socialism, interstates. #4 "Obummer." Who's getting royalties from this exemplar piece of wit? This tells other drivers you may have limited research skills. Again, time to change lanes as you may be the type who incorporates a physical reaction (braking) when gearing up into higher cognition, i.e. !Brake! Is this my exit? Rummage sale? We've all driven behind this one. #6 is really clever. All the Big Banks driving on the highway get a massive chuckle off this one. Caution, WIDE LOAD. #9 shows drivers that your ignorance of government systems and to take care as you may be ignorant of road signs too. #10 offers two messages: Vote for Obama or exercise your right to "stupidity" and vote for Romney/Rand.
Bren August 27, 2012 at 07:36 PM
Right, Steve the Job Creator. In your business, do you cut rates for customers, then branch out into new, unfunded initiatives? I'm guessing you and an accounting team could get the U.S. budget in order if it were only money and programs you had to deal with. I'm guessing you would stop the rate cuts since the expected results didn't occur and they are hurting your bottom line. You'd also do some temporary no-growth/trim plans in areas that could sustain such over 2-5 years. Etc. Problem as always is special interest groups that influence decisions that make no sense in a business or agency setting.
Bren August 27, 2012 at 09:14 PM
FBSport, I don't see any "hate" here, except perhaps from Nuitari and TosaGOP. And this is pure, unadulterated satire, a form of humor beloved by intellectuals throughout the ages. And I just have to take a moment to chuckle about that epithet "elite." Moderates and liberals are inclusive, meaning include everyone. What thinkers are constantly trying to compartmentalize concepts? "Airhead." Perhaps the gift of a high-functioning brain is overrated. I interpret the literal meaning of the epithet "airhead" as a head filled with air. I reflect that without the tools to measure cognitive activity and the lack of basic anatomical knowledge, it might be possible to believe that someone has a head filled with air. This "vision," if you will, of a head "filled with air" offers the same level of medical sense as the Magical Secretion. Having to deal with these back-to-the-Dark Ages ideas is somewhat annoying. But as medieval science teaches us, discomforts of the head are usually caused by the presence of an evil humor or small demon striking the skull with a wee hammer or other object. The most efficacious remedy is to drill a small hole into the skull to allow the humor or demon to escape. However, bathing also lends itself to many ill humors such as headache, vapours, etc. Bathing should be avoided to preserve the body from drafts and humors unless one is a prostitute (then the face and hands may be washed). I wonder what Todd Akin recommends about bathing? ; )
Bren August 27, 2012 at 09:18 PM
Romney doesn't have a widow's peak. Know your candidates! This stuff is important. ; )
Bren August 27, 2012 at 09:35 PM
JMB, JMB. Where to start with your revisionist post (which type doesn't work well work in a mixed "room" where folks with memories reaching back before 2008 may be present). The most important point is that Obama is only "on a path to add more National Debt" is because of the actions of past presidents. His federal spending (less stimulus spending) is lower than his predecessor's. If the Romney/Rand ticket wins in November, will you blame them for the deficit? Clearly the government is limping along despite the extraordinary obstruction coming from Congress over the past four years (less 6-8 months). The Ryan/Rand budget has been debunked as adding more expense, so that's not what I'd call a working plan. Medicare and SS are not in the dire circumstances that we are being told to believe, don't be fooled. The first and best plan is to end the tax cuts for the wealthy, end oil subsidies and other pork, and trim military spending beginning with ending private contracting in Iraq/Afghanistan and transferring these jobs to military personnel. The cost to deploy one U.S. soldier overseas is approximately $40,000/year. The cost of one contractor is between $73,000-$350,000k, plus $800,000/year paid to the contracting firm per employee for insurance and other reimbursements. It is estimated there are approximately 14,000 contractors in Iraq and 25,000 in Afghanistan (1st Q 2012). Obviously this is taking time, Obama needs a second term.
Bren August 27, 2012 at 09:36 PM


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