When You Really Need a Mulligan
Etiquette is an important part of golf, but not normally to people who steal golf clubs. Unless they don't do it very well.
Take them before Judge Smails
Why don’t you improve your lie a little, sir?
‘New Coke’ formula may have been discovered
How does one even get their foot in a soda dispenser?
Look on the bright side
Your day can only get better after getting fired and arrested within a couple hours.
Getting carded would make sense
Stealing that which can be had for free seems unnecessary.
Doe, or d’oh!
A squad car takes one for the team.
The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.